April 10, 2014
literallyunbelievable:

they forgot the con about it killing babies

literallyunbelievable:

they forgot the con about it killing babies

(Source: The Onion)

April 5, 2014
thejogging:

My Wife’s A Slut, 2014
Cultural Moment
~@~

thejogging:

My Wife’s A Slut, 2014

Cultural Moment

~@~

April 4, 2014
This week, Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions tripped some algorithmic switch deep within Tumblr’s labyrinth of code, and, as a result, exposed thousands of new Teenagers (?) to really stupid dick jokes. It’s been a great week, in other words.
PS — The joke here is that every turtle is named Sheldon. Google that shit. That’s true shit.

This week, Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions tripped some algorithmic switch deep within Tumblr’s labyrinth of code, and, as a result, exposed thousands of new Teenagers (?) to really stupid dick jokes. It’s been a great week, in other words.

PS — The joke here is that every turtle is named Sheldon. Google that shit. That’s true shit.

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions)

March 28, 2014
Rod Blackhurst's 'Life' | VICE United States

March 24, 2014

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions)

March 19, 2014

March 18, 2014

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions)

March 12, 2014

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions)

March 7, 2014

50 Cent dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating

March 7, 2014

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions)

March 6, 2014

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You guys! I got this for free from Getty Images! >.<

February 27, 2014

(Source: thejogging)

5:31pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z5NPtx18hsf6U
  
Filed under: normcore 
February 25, 2014

(Source: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions)

2:13pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z5NPtx18UkSsX
  
Filed under: tcot 
February 20, 2014
Fifth Marx Brother, 2014

Fifth Marx Brother, 2014

(Source: thejogging)

February 12, 2014

"I Watched The Film The Song Remains The Same" by Sun Kil Moon

1:57pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z5NPtx17CRWwG
  
Filed under: sun kil moon yikes 
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