they forgot the con about it killing babies
(Source: The Onion)
This week, Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions tripped some algorithmic switch deep within Tumblr’s labyrinth of code, and, as a result, exposed thousands of new Teenagers (?) to really stupid dick jokes. It’s been a great week, in other words.
PS — The joke here is that every turtle is named Sheldon. Google that shit. That’s true shit.
50 Cent dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses trying to get deaf people to stop masturbating
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You guys! I got this for free from Getty Images! >.<